You know how everyone says that booze and pornography are recession-proof industries? You can go ahead and add quasi-food products and discounts retailers to that list of too. Gossip media blog Gawker has a round-up of the top businesses that are not only doing well in this economy, but those that are flourishing—and yep, Spam’s on it. As Gawker notes:
“Everybody’s doing bad now, right? Not at all! Capitalism, as we all know and believe, is a wondrous balancing mechanism that ensures that when one area of the economy (everything) goes down, another (ten quirky niches) will rise up.”
Totally. Here’s who they say is hitting pay dirt these days:
-Layoff consultants. Remember the “The Bobs” from Office Space? They’re taking home big paychecks about now.
-Lazard. The Tribune Company called financial advisory firm Lazard after they realized they would have to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. No word on who else has retained Lazard’s doomsday services, but we’re assuming others will follow in suit. Cha-Ching!
-Wal-Mart. One of the few retail stocks that’s actually performing well these days. Enough said.
-Spam, McDonald’s, and Ramen. The cheap, go-to meals for the penniless and former Wall Street execs.
-Netflix. For whatever reason, this online movie rental company’s stock shot up by 10% today. It is cheaper than going to the movies…
To that we’d add the following:
-Repo Men. When people don’t pay their bills, it’s the repo men who get paid. They reclaim cars, furniture, and anything else a consumer may not be making payments on.
-Pawn shops. When things get tight, people starting pawning. Bonus for pawn shop owners: their stores make for cheap holiday shopping!
-Video games. Despite the fact that Electronic Arts announced today that their earnings next year may be slightly below what they expected, this segment continues to do remarkably well. To wit: games sales jumped by 18% in October.
-Pet goods retailers. No matter how bad things get, pet owners still lavish their pets with toys and pricey chotchkes. The proof is in the numbers: the American Pet Product Manufacturers Association says that the pet sector will reach $43.4 billion this year—a full 6% increase from last year. That’s a lot of chew toys.